Thursday, November 16, 2006

LOOK OUT BABY! THERE'S A BIG WEEKEND COMIN!!

Update to this posting from last week to reflect:

OHIO STATE 147- MICHIGAN 139

THE REST OF DIVISION 1 SUCKS EGGS!!!!


From My Space Friend




Cowboy Roy:


















You: Goats?
Me: Yes.
You: Why goats??
Me: I have no idea!!

So yeah, we've decided to throw a small BBQ for the heck of it, but at the moment, we're still trying to rent a goat. So if you know anyone that is willing to rent us their goat for a couple of hours, lemme know!!

**luv and lemonade**
-cowboy roy :)

Ed Note: Roy, a young feller of the Philipino persuasion, used to work with us in NY a lot, until his head popped, he became a walking, talking embodiment of Spring Break, and has been now, for several years, while keeping a place in the city, living mostly in Hawaii, sound mixing (he's small enough to hide in the back of an SUV) on 'Dog: The Bounty Hunter' for A&E

Dearest Boy,

Dolli and I would love to come but, in case you weren't conscious of it over there on your little atoll... but then again, perhaps the subconscious motivation behind the goat theme... Saturday is going to be the biggest day EVER, period. OSU v. Michigan. Number 1 agin' Number 2. Undefeated meets undefeated. Mac and Cheese v. liquid pork in a pitcher.

In honor of this day, we traveled to Sam's Wines in Chicago and picked up 2) bottles of Laphroag 15, 2) bottles of Bowmore 'The Darkest,' and 1) bottle of Mortlach 15 (they only had 1 left). This will be consumed starting at 3:30PM EST along with 14 pizzas, 14 wings, and 14 Milwaukee's Best by my pal Scott (who has been a successful recovering alcoholic for like 7 years, so I guess he'll just drink coffee) and me while Dolli and the puppies, no doubt, will be crafting to Buzzy Linhart tunes in the kitchen.

This will, sadly, make it unlikely that we'll be able to attend your Porcupine and Pork roast 4500+ miles away on Sunday, as we'll be turning our house over to the authorities here in Ohio as a post game field triage unit.

But then again, one never knows. We've been known to be spontaneous in the past. You should have been here the day we just grabbed up our buddy Chris, with no notice, went yard saling, rocked into Barberton, Ohio (THE Magic City) for some real, lard dipped "Barberton Fried Chicken" and then drove like bats out of hell in our Beetle convertible ALL THE WAY to another hamlet for some Rosatti's frozen custard, then back to my place for Cokes and lines of crushed up Lipitor. Woo Hoo!!! It... was... wild dude!! I'll tell ya, Roy, after freeing up from 20 constricting years in New York, life in Akron is constantly operating right on the tightrope. Hell, pretty soon, you'll be doing a travel episode with your A&E guy 'Hump' or whatever his name is, tracking old Harv through the still dangerous and teaming with Redskins trails along the Ohio and Erie Canals. Wouldn't that be somethin'? Best bring chocolate and nylons along with your jerky and other provisions. Yes!!

So yeah, maybe you oughta send us those directions. Dolli's been hankerin' to come back to Hawaii ever since she won that MTV- Win- a- Week- in- Hawaii- with- DEVO contest back in the 80's. It was fabulous for her to travel those thousands of miles to hang with these guys that lived 4 blocks away back home.

If we do come, I'll just jump over to central PA. before our flight so we can bring a big bucket of Scrapple to fry up in that exotic pit you people cook everything over while playing drums and doing female pelvic exercises and shit all the time, like we seen in the 007 films down at Harry's Movie and Corn Emporium.

If we don't make it, you brown skinned kids have a great time, suck up some Poi and drink about 5 dozen Strohs' in our honor and always remember:

BUCKEYES ARE SOMETHING LARGELY INEDIBLE!!! GO!!!

xoxoxo



















Harv




3 Comments:

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wow, thats amazing. Paris Hilton is a slut no matter what she's doing....

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Go Michigan!!!!!

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