Report from Japan

Dateline: Wed. May 31st

Having beheld Sanjusangendo and Kyomizu-dera and refreshed herself at the Waterfall of Wisdom, the predestined Elizabeth Anne Markovich, the now legend "yellow head" saved the life of a child, having TRANSFORMED into the ultimate "very popular with very many people"...

Elizabitu

What next for our great and beautiful heroin from the West?
- Will she become a great Asian Art Scholar?
- Suburban Japan's Next Top Model?
- A Woman of Intrigue traveling the world with her HERO LIFE PARTNER Joe San, saving yet more unfortunates from a disastrous fate?
- The greatest of all Flight Attendants?
Or..................
ALL OF THE ABOVE?!? HER GREATNESS IS WITHOUT LIMIT!!!!

Joe San